Here We Go Again: The Latest Medical ‘Revelation’
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The clown car has rolled into town, and this time the clowns are wearing lab coats [3]. The felon in the Oval Office and his brain-worm-infested Health Secretary, RFK Jr., have teamed up to drop another bullshit theory on the unsuspecting public. Now they’re claiming circumcision and Tylenol are the new boogeymen for autism [3]. Just when you thought things couldn’t get more ridiculous, in walk these two numbskulls.
RFK Jr.’s Grand Pronouncement
RFK Jr., the current Health Secretary, apparently used a cabinet meeting to declare a “highly likely” link between early circumcision, Tylenol, and autism [1],[4]. He told President Trump that two studies supposedly show circumcised children having double the autism rate, all because of that pain reliever [1]. What kind of “cabinet meeting” was this? QAnon’s monthly gathering?
He repeated this unproven link between Tylenol and autism, specifically pointing that infants (we’re guessing boys, because…well…) are given the painkiller after circumcision [2],[5]. This isn’t just an idea he’s floating; he’s doubling down on it, claiming they’re “doing the studies” to back it up [7]. Good luck with that.
Note – they’re “doing studies”. You know, like “We already believe this crap, now we gotta find someone to make up shit to prove us right.”
Trump’s Prior Tylenol Warning
Trump, who is not a passive bystander in this medical theater, already warned pregnant women against Tylenol, citing a “potential link” to autism last month [1]. It seems the President and his Health Secretary are very much on the same wavelength when it comes to these… ideas [1]. Half-baked conspiracy theories are no way to go through life, son.
The ‘Evidence’ They’re Waving Around
Kennedy Jr.’s claims apparently lean on a 2015 study from the Journal of the Royal Society of Medicine, which looked at circumcision and autism in Danish boys [2]. This study did find a correlation, noting that circumcised boys under ten were more likely to develop autism [2]. Correlation, for chrissake, not causation.
Crucially, the original researchers of that Danish study explicitly stated they had no data on painkillers or anesthetics, so they couldn’t even begin to link Tylenol to autism [2]. They just suggested the pain of the procedure might be a factor, which is a far cry from RFK Jr.’s definitive pronouncements [2]. But you knw these guys. “Might” to them is the same as “proved beyond a shadow of a doubt and don’t question it.”
The Inconvenient Truth: No Proof, Just Noise
Other researchers, the ones with actual scientific rigor, were quick to point out that the Danish study was about correlation, not causation [2]. They also highlighted that numerous other studies have found absolutely no evidence to support any link between circumcision and autism [2]. It’s almost like science requires more than just a gut feeling and a loosely interpreted paper.
The overwhelming consensus among actual medical experts is that this link is unproven, unfounded, and lacks any real evidence [2],[7]. Yet, here we are, listening to our Health Secretary push it anyway. Kinda like the overwhelming opinions from scientists is that climate change is real, but it’s being scrubbed from US Government websites and policies. But I digress.
The Danger of Fringe Claims from High Places
When high-ranking officials like the Health Secretary start promoting unproven, fringe medical ideas, it’s not just stupid; it’s actually dangerous. These are positions of public trust, and spreading misinformation can have real consequences for public health [2]. People listen to these guys, for better or worse. Remember hydroxychloroquine and Ivermectin. These guys said they’ll cure COVID, and people started buying horse dewormer wholesale and eating it like it was Gogurt.
This bullshit undermines legitimate medical science and erodes trust in public health institutions [2]. It emboldens other conspiracy theorists and makes it harder for people to tell the difference between actual, scientific facts and grifters peddling crap. It’s a disservice to everyone.
Another Verse, Same Old Song
It seems every other week, some new medical “breakthrough” from the White House makes headlines, only to be debunked by anyone with a functional brain [3]. This pattern of pushing unsubstantiated claims and disregarding established science is uncomfortably predictable [2],[7]. It’s like watching the colonoscopy video loop in your doctor’s office on repeat.
The clowns keep spewing nonsense that flies in the face of scientific consensus, coming from the very people sworn to protect public health [3],[7]. It’s exhausting to witness such consistent stupidity masquerading as enlightened insight.
The Bottom Line, For Those Who Still Listen
So, while the administration might want you to believe that a baby’s snipped bits and a dose of Tylenol are the secret handshake to autism, the facts just aren’t there [2],[7]. I’ve seen enough of these medical scares come and go to know a quack idea when I hear one.
Maybe our leaders could shift their focus from chasing ghosts to addressing actual public health issues, or at least take the time to read beyond the abstract of a single, poorly interpreted study [2]. But then again, that might be asking too much, especially for Dear Leader.
Sources & Footnotes
- https://www.kgns.tv/2025/10/09/autism-highly-likely-linked-tylenol-circumcision-rfk-jr-says/ ↩
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwzJxEe1WXo ↩
- https://www.barrons.com/news/rfk-jr-pushes-fringe-claim-linking-autism-to-circumcision-6ef99ae8?gaa_at=eafs&gaa_n=ASWzDAhuM2MmF6iSfi-DLyXgqrk5X-KFZH8W8r8tyHec2Xh4icmdgnO5dR_6&gaa_ts=68e967a4&gaa_sig=zlwRVDttC3oiP26l-TaDk8d-wL33uPKKSU6nuCRuLjzcv_9HJN3XLlY7-rby2tUBJIXDhXSH4QY5QUHmZp8arQ%3D%3D ↩
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6tEdJq80MU4 ↩
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiqSUd5iW_Y ↩
- https://www.cnn.com/2025/10/10/politics/video/tylenol-circumcision-autism-rfk-jr-vrtc ↩
- https://kffhealthnews.org/morning-breakout/with-no-evidence-rfk-jr-ties-tylenol-use-after-circumcision-to-autism/ ↩
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